Yup. You read that correctly. We just hit 20,000 five-star reviews, and we couldn’t be more thrilled.
And to celebrate this milestone, we’re going to share some of our favorites, ranging from hilarious to heartfelt to everything in between.
These reviews are as much about the community we’ve built (yes, we, including you) as they are about the products we love. Plus, at the end, we’ll share how you can earn points toward your own rewards.
Sound good? Let’s go.
The Hilarious
To kick things off on a high note (pun absolutely intended), Joe, our Social Media Manager, rounded up some of the funniest reviews for a special social video. From the clever to the downright absurd, check out some of the reviews that made us laugh out loud below.
Other Five-Star Favorites
Not every review fits neatly into a category. Some are just unexpectedly iconic. Some made us do a double-take. And some? Well…they deserve a spotlight of their own.
Thank You Dan Patrick...We Guess? LOL
Cinna Crunch - Cereal Bites THC + CBD
EXPLORE “I got these after Dan Patrick waved them around, saying they would kill me lol. Great job on the packaging because I instantly wanted them. As for the actual cereal bites, these are the best-tasting edibles I have ever tried. They taste great with only a slightly poor but brief aftertaste. I had some friends try some and they have given the same review.” -Donnie
Morning Ready, Dead-Approved
Sativa - Delta 9 Live Rosin Absolute Gummies
EXPLORE “Solid gummy with excellent staying power. No grogginess in the morning. Pairs well with the Grateful Dead.” - Antoine
We Hope We’re Half as Cool When We’re 82
Blueberry - Relief Delta 8 Gummies
EXPLORE “Great stuff! While gummies don't give the instant reaction of a joint, they are so much better on your throat, and that's why I'm reordering Delta 8 today. I am an 82-year-old woman of 110 pounds, and I find that a half or a third of one hits the spot for me. Highly recommended!” - LorraineDASH = The Morning MVP
DASH - Unflavored THC Powder
EXPLORE “Dash is powerful mixed into my morning coffee. I subscribed. Dash kicks in fast, adds shiny happy sativa mood~music to my caffeinated mornings. In my dreams, you guys expand the line to include d8, maybe CBD, or other interesting cannabinoids like CBG. As is with thc, it"s my absolute favorite way to start a creative, upbeat day. I love you all! Thank you, HH” - Nina - DASHWe Wish Chocolates Were Year-Round Too
50mg - Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Squares
EXPLORE “This works great for helping me sleep and tastes wonderful. I wish I could get this year-round, but I understand the problem with shipping chocolate in warmer weather. As soon as this becomes available again, I'll be ordering more.” - MaryfrancesSticks to Your Mood, Not Your Teeth
Delta 9 Live Rosin Caramels
EXPLORE “These don't just feel like a typical edible; they feel like high-end candy. The texture is soft and doesn't stick to your teeth. Just starting it? Take half a caramel (10mg) to start, and the onset is smooth and predictable. It’s the perfect uplifting treat for a weekend afternoon. 5 stars for quality and consistency.” - BrentWe Agree with Wayne
Indica - Delta 9 Live Rosin Absolute Gummies
EXPLORE “I have tried MANY things to help with sleep, and nothing worked. I got some of these gummies, hoping they might work. Started with a half and was not helpful, felt drunk at one point. Backed it down to 1/4 of a gummy, and the last two nights I have had to wake up to the alarm clock, which never happens. I think we have a winner, screw Dan Patrick……..” Thank You.
So that just about wraps things up for this blog post.
We hope you enjoyed reading through some of these reviews as we have, and maybe you found a bit of inspiration to try something new.
And one final thing—the points.
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